Odd Dreams #12: Flatulence is no laughing matter

So this one is a bit odd in of itself. In the dream me and my husband were visiting my mom, except the setting was the inside of my best friend's childhood home, and I was sitting in my papasan chair (which is here at my house in Connecticut and said friends and family mentioned live in Georgia) and we were all talking to my mom, and whilst sitting in the chair, I let one go, quite loudly, and this fart was quite lengthy and went off like an air horn. The level of fumes that emanated from this odorous act was something akin to a rotting corpse. My chair fell backwards from under me. My chair died from this fart. My mom was like "Damn..." and my husband was like "DUDE! Did you...Was that a fart??" and I started laughing uncontrollably. I woke up laughing. This was the first time ever coming out of a sleep laughing hysterically. I didn't think people laughed themselves awake in dreams. I was most certainly wrong. At least that fart stayed in the dream.

Odd Dreams 11: Reunion

It's been a while since I've written about my dreams. I've not had any that has stuck with me in quite a long time, but I had one recently, when I took a nap this afternoon. 

Reunion

 Everyone was there. When I say everyone, I mean everyone. The WHOLE family. All sides. We were at this large property, best described as a mansion. Had to be huge to house that many people. The event going on was a wedding or some shower of sorts. 

One of my aunts, one whom I'm REALLY close to, comes over. (keep in mind that I've never seen this woman angry EVER in real life) I was cooking or something and a piece of chicken had fallen on the floor and had been overlooked when I cleaned. (again, part of the dream, as I would NEVER overlook food falling on the floor accidentally...I'm pretty particular about everything staying clean so my cat doesn't eat it) She gets really pissed and starts telling me how it's disgusting to have food fall on the floor and not get picked up and that it's disrespectful. I feel sad and then everyone goes outside to the big event going on. So everyone is sitting in chairs outside, setting reminded me of a wedding, but I didn't see a bride or a groom present. They throw things that resemble potato chips and whoever catches them end up being the next in the family to have kids... I end up catching it, somewhat, but it bounces out of my hand. I get scared and ask my husband and my mom what happens if the thing lands in the hand but bounces out and nobody knew. 

My mom and my stepdad were there too. My mom handed me one of my necklaces that matched the outfit I was wearing in the dream. And I couldn't find my shoes so I ended up wearing sandals that matched. We all ended up walking through the property, into what looked like a barn, but there were no animals. Just a LOT of land.

All the while I'm trying to find my aunt and apologize to her about everything in this dream. Then one of my friends shows up randomly and I follow her outside. She picks up a bug and (I hate bugs with a passion.) and she plays with it before letting it go. We go back inside through a back stairway that twisted up the stairs and was about 3 feet from the wall. So we had to squeeze through. 

Don't really remember too much after that, because I got woken up.